"Father, I’m pregnant."
"Hi pregnant, I’m Chrom—"
Stick-gods ~ Horus vs. Set
|—||me every time there is a dog regardless of the situation (via saltwaterrheart)|
"She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits…"
- Peter S Beagle, The Last Unicorn
I seriously think that Esmeralda doesn’t get enough reputation.
She’s such a badass.
Gustave Doré I don’t think you’ve ever seen a dolphin…
Every Disney castle from Snow White to Frozen.
you forgot stitch’s sand castle
LOOK HOW HAPPY AND IMPRESSED HE IS WITH HE’S SANDCASTLE HES SO PROUD ITS ADORABLE
Why can’t there be an anime from the teacher’s POV??
“Shit… There’s one student with blue hair again…”
“What the fuck are they looking at out the window??”
“No your ass can’t be excused because I know you’re about to perform some magical girl voodoo shit outside!!”
if you’re gonna call yourself trash remember than one person’s trash is another person’s treasure
my take on the free duets